Además de no funcionar, se auto-jode

Que el comunismo -o socialismo según algunos- no funciona, es una verdad más sólida que el trasero de JO; y no hay nada interesante en reiterarla.
Pero una cosa es no funcionar, y otra es autodestruirse.
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Jugando con el Kindle bajé de Amazón un manual: "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" publicado por la OSS (antecesora de la CIA) en enero de 1944.
El manual se hizo para entrenar a civiles en técnicas de "soft" sabotaje en países ocupados por los nazi-fascistas en la II Guerra Mundial.

Lo irónico es que muchas de estas técnicas de destrucción son un calco de los procedimientos y usos -diarios y normales- en Castrolandia; veamos unos ejemplos:

• "Workers should be careless with refuse and janitors should be inefficient in cleaning."
• "Forget to provide paper in toilets;"
• "Let crops harvest too early or too late."
• "Spoil fruit and vegetables by leaving them in the sun."
• "Make train travel as inconvenient as possible..."
• "Make mistakes in issuing train tickets,"
• "See that false and misleading information is given about trains bound for..."
• "attendants should make life as uncomfortable as possible for passengers."
• "See that the luggage ... is mislaid or unloaded at the wrong stations."
• "Engineers should see that trains run slow or make unscheduled stops ..."
• "Bus drivers can go past the stop where the enemy wants to get off."
• "Taxi drivers can waste the enemy's time and make extra money by driving the longest possible route to his destination".
• "While loading or unloading, handle cargo carelessly..."
• "Post office employees can see to it that enemy mail is always delayed..."
• "Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your points by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate patriotic comments."
• "When possible, refer all matters to committees for further study and consideration."
• "Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible."
• "Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions."
• "Demand written orders."
• "Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done."
• "Multiply paperwork in plausible ways."
• "See that three people have to approve everything where one would do."
• "Apply all regulations to the last letter."
• "Tell important callers the boss is busy..."
• "Work slowly."
• "Contrive as many interruptions to your work as you can."
• "Report imaginary spies or danger to the Gestapo or police."
• "Act stupid."

Y esta lista es solo un "pedacito" de los sabotajes ideados por los yumas para hacerle la vida difícil a los enemigos; es la clásica "lima sorda" que poquito a poco hace que nada funcione en el país... Y -gracias al comunismo- es la manera en que "funciona" el Batey de Birania.